Merry Christmas

I made this for you : http://megaswf.com/view/c76cf25ab2ce69cd61cacc62153f2513.html

Infiltrating A Fashion Design Firm

It has always been my dream
To sneak into a fashion design firm
And change all their designs for the new spring line
Into some crazy outfits
So if you ever see people
Wearing clothing made out of tuna cans
Or hats made out of spare washing machine parts
You will know that I accomplished my goal

Web Comic

I have been really trendy this semester. As if starting a blog wasn't enough, now I have started a webcomic. My trendiness knows no bounds. Check it out if you want.

Click here to be transported into the psyche of Haslam

Bed Head

When I wake up from my sleep
I wish my hairstyle would keep
Because I have
The most supremely
Cool and awesome bed head
Hair going this way
Hair going that way
A glorious tangled mess
Out of all the hairstyles
In the world
Bed head is the best

Elements

Ne is Neon
Be is Beryllium
Ar is Argon
Rb is Rubidium
Hg is Mercury
That doesn’t make sense