Maddy's Poem

I wrote this for Maddy
Because she was mad
My lack of blogging
Was making her sad
I'm so sorry Maddy
I feel pretty bad
But I had no idea
You thought my blog was so rad

Wikipedia Page

I made a page for myself on Wikipedia
To let people know of my contributions to the Earth
But the gods of the do it yourself encyclopedia
Told me that the amount of my sources was dearth
(That’s another way to say insufficient. Aren't you impressed with my vocabulary skills?)
They gave me 3 days to find some more sources
But then I was trampled by a pack of angry horses
In the allotted time I couldn’t get my page completed
And the gods of Wikipedia had it speedily deleted

Oh Wikipedia
How could you do this to me?
Your strict policies have crushed my dream
Your rejection dealt a fatal blow to my self esteem
Oh Wikipedia
I will still continue to search you
But just know that what you did to me
Left a hole in my heart that you can’t undo

Institute

There’s a place right by the TSC
Where valiant youth are known to be
Whose teachers always wear a suit
That place is the Logan Institute

With ping-pong, vending machines, and pool
The institute is a nice break from school
Come sit and learn from inspired men
Who end their lessons with a firm amen

If you’re interested in a holy pursuit
Come to the place with high repute
If I were you I’d find the fastest route
To the super righteous awesome Institute.

Minus Lee

I am in a band called Minus Lee. This is a graphic for the band:

We wrote this song and performed it at our ward talent show.

The Sweater Vest Song

Birthday Data

My birthday has come and gone
I have gathered some data about it
I would like to present that data at this time

16 people wished me some form of “Happy Birthday” on Facebook
1 person wished me “Happy Birthday” a day before my birthday on Facebook
2 people used the telephone as their method
2 people text messaged me “Happy Birthday”
1 person text messaged me about a “Dirtcake”
1 card reader in the computer lab wished me “Happy Birthday”
8 people wished me “Happy Birthday” in person

The total number of people who wished me some form of “Happy Birthday”
Can’t really be determined by this data because
Some people used multiple methods
What can be determined is that technology is the preferred method of birthday communication

The Plight of Gwendolyn

I made this movie for a film contest that my living area was doing. It took second place because it wasn't scary enough to beat Tom.

Blood Blister

I have a blood blister on the tip of my index finger
I don’t know how I got it
I just woke up and it was there
I discovered it by picking my nose
I had a booger up in there and it tried to get it with my index finger
I thought that it was just a bloody booger and that it was stuck to my finger
I tried to pick it off but I realized that it was not a booger
It was a blood blister
I stabbed it with a push tack
Blood started coming out
It was mixed in with oil so it looked really shiny
The blood just kept squeezing out so I finally put a bandaid on it
When I took the bandaid off it just looked like a normal blister
It feels really weird to type with a blister on your index finger
Every time I type the letters “j, h, n, m, y, & u” it feels funny

Sweater Vest

Sweater vest
You are the best
You keep my arms cool
While warming my chest