Friday, April 24, 2009

Wikipedia Page

I made a page for myself on Wikipedia
To let people know of my contributions to the Earth
But the gods of the do it yourself encyclopedia
Told me that the amount of my sources was dearth
(That’s another way to say insufficient. Aren't you impressed with my vocabulary skills?)
They gave me 3 days to find some more sources
But then I was trampled by a pack of angry horses
In the allotted time I couldn’t get my page completed
And the gods of Wikipedia had it speedily deleted

Oh Wikipedia
How could you do this to me?
Your strict policies have crushed my dream
Your rejection dealt a fatal blow to my self esteem
Oh Wikipedia
I will still continue to search you
But just know that what you did to me
Left a hole in my heart that you can’t undo

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