Oh sweater vest
Could any article of clothing be cooler than thee?
You are so considerate of my arm temperature
You realize that my chest and stomach get cold
But that my huge muscles keep my arms warm
If you were a normal sweater
My arms would be burning up right now
But that is not the case
You have two conveniently placed holes for my arms
And I enjoy putting my arms through them
And walking around
People stare at me whenever I walk by as if to say
“That guy is cool because he has a sweater vest”
I just smile at them and nod
Oh sweater vest
Could any article of clothing be cooler than thee?
I think not
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